MPVK Brunch
Making Brunching Unforgettable, Whether You Like It or Not
Experience MPVK: the most "charming" brunch spot in the region of Neuenegg, where fake smiles and forced pleasantries are nowhere to be found. With Michelle and Patrick at the helm, expect a refreshingly real brunch affair. Whether you're here for our minimalistic buffet or to soak in our snug ambiance, your presence is entirely optional. But if you do join us, brace yourself for a unique experience where sarcasm reigns supreme and indifference is the order of the day. At MPVK, we're too busy keeping it real to roll out the red carpet. So, if you're tired of the usual brunch scene, come on down and see what all the fuss is about, Teufel am Arsch.
The Hosts
Michelle and Patrick couldn't be bothered with the usual pleasantries of serving your food. Nope, they're far too busy perfecting their eye rolls and sarcastic remarks. But fear not, dear guest, because they'll be right there with you, gobbling down their own plates with the intensity of a ravenous wolf on the prowl.
The Venue
Our venue is so small, you'll feel like you're brunching in a shoebox. With barely enough room for four guests, you'll get to know your neighbors whether you like it or not.
The Food
Now, let's talk about our buffet. It's minimalistic, to say the least. A sad selection of items that look like they were hastily grabbed from the nearest supermarket shelf and thrown onto a table. Oh, and presentation? Forget about it. We're all about that "toss it on the plate and hope for the best" vibe. But hey, who needs fancy decor or gourmet cuisine when you've got Michelle and Patrick's unparalleled charm?